While perusing through the maternity section on E-bay, I found this gem.
Check out her description: "Sometimes it's hard to fitting pumping into our busy schedules. The Easy Expression Hands-Free Pumping Bustier makes pumping easy and effortless. This Bra allows you to: read, write, talk on the telephone, use the computer and even tend to your baby....all while pumping!"
There's only 5 available, so fight me for it!
Ladies, I've now seen it all.